Dear Lance Armstrong wannabees,
I admire your affinity for exercise, and the fact that you are conscience of your health. Im glad that you are operating something that is not dependent on fossil fuels. That all just brings a nice little smile to my face.
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AND THEN YOU GO PEDDLING RIGHT INTO THE INTERSECTION AGAINST A GREEN LEFT TURN ARROW THAT IS OBVIOUSLY DIRECTING ME AND MY VEHICLE!!!!!!!!
All you little bicycle riders want to have your rights regarding traffic laws, and you flaunt your little "Share The Road" stickers. How about this not so novel idea, TRY OBEYING YOUR LITTLE BIKE RULES! SO SOME F-350 DOESN'T RUN YOU AND YOUR INEXPLICABLY TIGHT SHORTS OVER!
And then your friends dont have to miss their kid's soccer game or their trip to the Home Depot with their spouse, because they are gathered together at the crosswalk where you were smashed.
Thats all.
What kind of food did the bike rider become, after he was hit by the semi truck?
A "Grilled" cheese sandwich
What do they call the area where a bicyclist gets completely gored by a bus?
ReplyDeleteThe Splash Zone.